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[verbavolant]

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[petunias]

Just your friendly neighborhood Dinomaster.

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[verbavolant]

Mind telling me how you got my number, Barney?

[petunias]

You laugh, but Barney was a T-Rex. :E Fierce af.

[verbavolant]

So your dinosaur credentials are solid, but you still haven't answered my question.

[petunias]

This is the Dominos new text order app, right?

[verbavolant]

Sorry to disappoint. You'll need to go find another bridge to hang out under, this one's closed.

[petunias]

I'm not a troll, I'm here on business.

I'm ready to talk turkey when you say gobble gobble.

[verbavolant]

Turkey isn't one of my languages.

And I think it's time for you to stop playing and tell me what you want.

[petunias]

Aw, not even one gobble?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okay fine

You've been in contact with Evens Tesono, yeah? Ah, nevermind. You probably don't remember him. He was one of many whose houses got messed up in Haiti and you talked to him while under contract with the Red Cross. He wasn't, still isn't, anyone high profile. Not a politician, athlete, or celebrity. But one thing you might remember him for is is baseball card collection. Or rather, what he used to have. This guy would have gone on and on about it, pretty upset that what he'd been building for a good while was all gone. I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted some kind of replacement or compensation.

Does that ring any bells?

[verbavolant]

I remember him. A person doesn't have to be a celebrity to be remembered.

Look, while I appreciate doing away with the doublespeak, I still don't know who you are or why you think I'd talk to you about any of this.